Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Video Games + Girls = ?
"Gamer Girls" is what you get when you mix Video Games + Girls, interesting huh?
I've never seen a real Gamer Girl in real life and I wonder why? are they an endangered species? in fact "NO" they just don't have the same skills and abilities to play Video Games like most of the guys.
Yes, A girl can always pick up the controller and push the buttons till she gets tired of dying, after a while she will be so annoyed that she will just give up and put down the controller to do something else.
In the real world Girls always used to play only Puzzle and Easy Platform games till the crude Internet reality showed they can play any other game they wanted although I have never seen it yet.
Most of the Girls I have talked to claim that they play games such as Grand Theft Auto, Metal Gear Solid, Shadow of The Colossus, Devil May Cry, Resident Evil, Call of Duty, God of War, Legacy of Kain, Assassins Creed, Silent Hill and the list goes on and on.
Hold on a second... Are they even aware that the games they have been playing are for guys?!?!?!?!?!?! what happened to those Girls? somebody needs to introduce the Wii to them don't you think?
Don't get me wrong, I love Girls but you can't mix Video Games + Girls together, that just wouldn't work unless they are "Good" at it and I doubt it.
I'm not trying to be mean, I am just telling the truth, Girls do not have enough intelligence to handle those games and besides unlike guys, Girls can't take violence why they can't go back and play Guitar Hero or Super Mario Galaxy like a normal Girl and leave the rest of the games to us.
Imagine the impossible being possible, if you ever see a Gamer Girl just remember those words because it is true, obviously we can't stop Girls from playing but we can encourage them to play something else in the time being...
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
How to make Tampon Tea in 5 easy steps!
1. First of all wash your hands, then dry your hands and when the tampon is full enough, hold the string and gently pull it downward until the entire tampon is out.
2. Fill a pot or pan with water and leave the heat on till the water boils.
3. Pour the boiling water in a cup and add the Tampon carefully because the water will be too hot ask an adult for assistance if you are home alone then let it steep for 3-5 minutes.
4. Remove the Tampon and add 1 or 2 spoons of sugar depending how sweet you would like it to be.
5. Let your cup cool a few minutes and enjoy your perfect own cup of homemade Tampon Tea!
NOTE: Before making the Tampon Tea you gotta be sure to buy the appropriate Tampon absorbency size, I'd recommend Junior and Regular for a 4oz cup, Super for a 6oz cup, Super Plus and Ultra for a 8oz cup but that's my personal opinion.
Junior Size = Less than 6 grams.
Regular Size = 6 to 9 grams.
Super Size = size 9 to 12 grams.
Super Plus Size = 12 to 15 grams.
Ultra Size = 15 to 18 grams.
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Help Needed!
Does anyone knows if this girl has nude pictures? or even bikini pictures? I gotta admit I fell in love with this chick, she has potential in the adult industry but I really don't think she would take the job perhaps in the future? who knows. She has fans and haters, I'm one of her FANS, I'm really looking forward to see her pregnant someday, if you have any set of pictures or a video that she didn't post please leave a comment and let me know...
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